Holy Crap. I have a blog. I am "internet-izing". I am hip.

Are you falling asleep? Shame on you! You are working, what do you think--money grows on Z's?

Here! Something to do! A Night Shift blog. I will entertain you with my droning stories of wonder and unbelievable excitement! (not unbelievable in the good way, but unbelievable in that way where you're like "no way is that true, i guess i'll have to keep reading to make a complete analysis")

I will start with this: a short story involving a cat. Give me a few minutes and I will post it, because I know all of you out there are just drooling for it. But hey, when the foam starts dripping off your chin, just remember: I will be posting it in a few minutes. Repeat: I will be posting the cat story in a few minutes.